Light Hearted Wisdom From the Church of COD

Cod’s Irreverent High Council members are aware that they are not experts on how to live in a “Codly manner” in order to be closer to COD. What they DO know is that COD wants its followers to be happy and healthy and good to their fellow Man. To that end, they have compiled some light hearted bits of wisdom from a higher source called “The Internet” to share with their fellows.

With no further ado, and in no particular order, We deacons and other assorted and irreverent religious leaders of the High Council of the Church of Common Decency submit the following (from various sources) for your pleasure and enlightenment:

(Trigger Warning- adult content)………

Irony:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/359076796680112

https://www.facebook.com/reel/24317121361264473

Funny business advice:

If you see a bandwagon, it’s too late. James Goldsmith

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor. John Ciardi

Why join the navy if you can be a pirate? Steve Jobs

The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. Lilly Tomlin

Relationship advice: