The BETTER Good Book

There’s a wonderful book that you may not know of yet. It’s called The Enchanted Forest and all right thinking people live by its tenets.

When I become a teacher, I’m going to teach all my female students that they must take all their problems to a pretty fountain in a palace garden and get their advice from a toad and then follow that advice to the letter. That’s what the main character of the first book did and life went well for her, so obviously that’s the thing to do.

I’m going to tell all my male students that they are meant to go on dangerous quests across…